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| From a movie....no comment..
"Without you, I'm as lonely as an abandoned dog on the side of a highway. I have gift anxiety, even though I don't know when your birthday is. We can spend perfect days shopping and cooking together. I swear I'll never make wise cracks when you scrape your tires against the curb while parallel parking. If you consent to live with me, I'll clean the toilet every week. I'll do it with my tongur if you ask. I will strike the words "hooters" and "love rockets" from my vocabulary. I'll love you. Even if your name is Mimi and you want me to pronounce it "May-may". I'll go on a low cholesterol diet. And I won't buy one of those red sports cars when I hit my mid-life crisis. Your parents can come visit us every week. Even if your mom is a big witch with a capital B. And your folks don't have to go to a retirement home because they can come live with us. I declare, I will seperate the whites from the colors. I'll learn the mysteries of hot and cold water washes. I'll never huff and puff while waiting for you to put on your make-up. If you're a cat person, I'll never point out the fact that a dog could save your life from drowning but a cat can't. I will happily go see chick flicks with you, like "Pride and Prejudice". I'll make a point to trying new food like okra gumbo. I won't curl my nose at vegetables whose aweful taste is gisguised by having cheese put on it. I pledge to always say "yes" when you ask, "Is my hair looking okay tonight?" I'm gonna bring a whole new meaning to the word "cuddle". I'll be thoughtful enough to read your horoscope everyday. I'm gonna save every birthday card you send me. And I'll actually write you real letters when we're apart. I'm never gonna expect to know where I left my car keys, and I'll never leave my socks on the floor. With me, you'll find the cap is always on the toothpaste. I'll start wearing those male bikini underwear if you like. My belly button will always be lint free. I want to full on kiss your clitoris. It will be the most passionate, intimate experience you've ever had. I declare now, I will give my life for you. And if you fail to come to me, I know some part of me will surely die. | | |
| Thats what people do... They leap and hope to God they can fly.....because otherwise... we just drop, like a rock... wondering the whole way down: Why in the hell did I jump?
People search their whole lives trying to find the reasons that we're here....
"growin up i was a fool" "i think i need a bottle with a genie in it"
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| My MAXIM Girls
The most respectable Love the American Paula Garces girl in the world. Pie (White Castle)

Kim Smith Jennifer The Girl Gorgeous Looooooooove Hewitt Next Door (I wish)
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| Favorites TIME!!!.......KOREAN StyLe!
- food - mmm food, almost everything here, cept that chicken feet stuff  - drink - banana milk in the yogurt bottle lookin things~! - clothing - ummmmmmm...nike (its not korean...shhhhhhh) - candy - - soda - milkis!!! oh yes - singer - that chick that sings anymotion and 10 minutes cuz i cant spell it~! - group - [BTS] just showin some love u guys! - car - tuscani...frikkin sharky car - umm - crap....i ran out of things...and i thought i was gonna have like a huge liste this time...bah.
my car still doesnt get here for 2 months...ima go crazy, thats cool tho...not really 
whats new whats new -- i was actually goin to see a volleyball game cuz i got off early for once...but noooooo, the power went out, aigoo...i was almost kinda crazy excited just to go watch.
current best song: How To Deal - Frankie J.
ok...thats an update for now, ciao
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| I'm so cool I make the monkeys jealous | | |
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